First Google Chrome kicked me out of Google services flashing red and refusing to add an exception for an invalid certificate. Next came Firefox which also downright refused to add an exception to the obviously invalid certificate. Is this another DNS problem, did somebody mess up the certificate or are am I (or they) experiencing a denial of service attack?
Secure Connection Failed Google
Actually I’m just testing out the theme I’ve been building and tweaking over the last two days, hope it is eye pleasing :-)
Alfie Patten, 13 years old, became the father of a child after his girlfriend, Chantelle Steadman, 15 years old, gave birth to Maisie Roxanne in Eastbourne Hospital, East Sussex, UK.
The UK tabloid The Sun did an interview with the involved parties:
“I thought it would be good to have a baby,” Alfie told The Sun.
“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10 (That’s about R142).”
Alfie, who lives with his mom, admitted he did not know how much nappies cost: “I think it’s a lot.”
Alfie, who was 12 when Maisie was conceived, and Chantelle decided not to have an abortion.
They kept the pregnancy secret until at 18 weeks Chantelle’s mom noticed the weight gain.
“When my mom found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble,” Alfie said.
“We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react
“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”
Alfie’s father Dennis, who is separated from the family, said his son did not seem to appreciate what he had got himself into but at least he had taken responsible attitude.
Alfie had been present at the birth and has been keen to cuddle and hold his child.
“He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day,” Mr Patten said.
Chantelle defends herself and Alfie from accusations they are being irresponsible.
“We know we made a mistake but I wouldn’t change it now,” Chantelle says.
“We will be good loving parents.
“I have started a church course and I am going to do work experience helping other young mums.
“I’ll be a great mum and Alfie will be a great dad.”
Chantelle and Maisie were released from hospital yesterday and will be living with her family who are supported by welfare payments.
All I can say to Alfie and Chantelle is good luck, they’re going to need it, seeing as they are both still in school and seeing that their kid will go to school when they’re about to finish school. Also good luck to the poor kid!
E-TV accidentally reported that George W Bush is dead.
This must be the best bushism ever!
10. “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.” —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
9. “I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.” —to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004
8. “Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.” —speaking underneath a “Mission Accomplished” banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
7. “We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we’ll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them.” —Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003
6. “Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!” —President George W. Bush, joking about his administration’s failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents’ Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004
5. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
4. “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
3. “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
2. “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
1. “My answer is bring them on.” —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
0. “George W Bush is dead … and so is Nelson Mandela, Saddam Hussein killed him.”
A moving banner headline reported bush dead after the technical director pressed the wrong button and broadcast the test message on live television.
The irony is, George W Bush declared Nelson Mandela dead during a live news conference on MSNBC in September 2007, maybe this is revenge on E-TV’s part?
To everyone who’ve been using the gambling social network called Pikum, it’s closing down after it ran out of money to continue operation.
The Game
Pikum is a new kind of betting game, created and played between friends online. Players compete with others in their social network to see who can best predict the results of sports and other events. Pikum can be played for fun or for money (where possible).
You’ve got until February the 13th to withdraw whatever money you have left in bets, after that they will send you a check to pay out the remaining balance to the address you’ve used to register.
Back in October 2008 when I was still doing some work for Audio Auditing on the sideline, I received this email from a Nigerian (I assume it’s a Nigerian as most of the scam related mails I get are from Nigerians) offering me SEM and SERP services for the Audio Auditing website, what can I say, it was the funniest mail I’ve received in ages, it really made my day!
Hi
We are World’s leading and biggest Search Engine Marketing company. We can get your website on first page of Google, Yahoo and MSN. Please find some results below that we achieved recently:
Keyword: Fancy Dress
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Please reply to this email so we can get back to you.
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Satish
Head – Marketing & Sales Deptt.
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Today I’m in the mood to have a little bit of fun with this n00b and brag with my results on 419eater.com, the site where scammers are taken for a ride, made fun of and exposed for what they really are, idiots!
Take a look at the trophy room for example:
If anyone is interested in playing with Satish, you can mail him at aaron.hinton2@gmail.com, maybe we can work out a special deal where if he sends us a picture where he stands with a fish on his head, we will consider doing business with him, bwahahahahaa!
