Back in October 2008 when I was still doing some work for Audio Auditing on the sideline, I received this email from a Nigerian (I assume it’s a Nigerian as most of the scam related mails I get are from Nigerians) offering me SEM and SERP services for the Audio Auditing website, what can I say, it was the funniest mail I’ve received in ages, it really made my day!
Hi
We are World’s leading and biggest Search Engine Marketing company. We can get your website on first page of Google, Yahoo and MSN. Please find some results below that we achieved recently:
Keyword: Fancy Dress
First Page: GoogleKeyword: Scanner Rental
First Page: GoogleKeyword: Barrel Saunas
First Page: GoogleWith our services, your site can get huge amount of visitors.
Please reply to this email so we can get back to you.
Warm Regards
Satish
Head – Marketing & Sales Deptt.
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Today I’m in the mood to have a little bit of fun with this n00b and brag with my results on 419eater.com, the site where scammers are taken for a ride, made fun of and exposed for what they really are, idiots!
Take a look at the trophy room for example:
If anyone is interested in playing with Satish, you can mail him at aaron.hinton2@gmail.com, maybe we can work out a special deal where if he sends us a picture where he stands with a fish on his head, we will consider doing business with him, bwahahahahaa!
That one ” I am a mugu” is classic
The long stories people post are even better, one guy pretended to be a saint and managed to get $10 out of a scammer, another guy managed to get some crafted wood statues for nothing, if it wasn’t so time consuming, I would’ve been making a living out of scamming scammers, lol
Well, i think there’s enough of them to make one rich :)
Bwahahaha, that’s what I was thinking as well!